Oh Lord help me, save me. Okay i kno im insatiable,but really kilode gan?
So i went to see a movie d other day i met,dis guy. Well more like d guy tried to cut me off in line,paid for my movie n now he's irritating me BIG time.
Okay here's d story, so i get to d front of d line,im rushing cuz i was already late n dis guy tries to cut infront of me n d lady at d counter smiles at me. i didnt even luk up,cos really naija men no get manners. Neway d girl at d counter luks at me n smiles n i flash her my mega watt smile n im like "a ticket for incredible hulk pls" n she's like how may im like 1 n im digging for my wallet to pay n d guy besides me goes "im seeing d same movie she's seeing" and pays .
Ok fine i luk up at d dude n im like thank u,but... he's like oh no pls im running an NGO dat buys tickets for ladies wit a nice smile im like "oh really wen did u start dis NGO" n he's "today actually" (in a very cute accent)

I shoulda known,not to start it ohh,but he seemed nice but now he's becoming damn right IRRITATING!!! yea i kno i have issues!
But i havnt known u for a week sef n u've written me a poem? ok seriously but really isnt dat a tad too much?? So i was dis cussing it with a friend of mine n here r some excerpts from out chat

*friend*... says:
Did u meet up with that guy?
* T*I*F*E* says:
yea
* T*I*F*E* says:
ok i have issues i kno
* T*I*F*E* says:
but d guy irritates me already
* T*I*F*E* says:
n he's really nice n seems to like me,but i find him irritating
* T*I*F*E* says:
i kno im mean,but woreva
*friend*... says:
lmaoo
*friend*... says:
how is he irritating?
* T*I*F*E* says:
d thing is i dont even kno
*friend*... says:
lol
*friend*... says:
so y do u keep meeting him?
* T*I*F*E* says:
lol iono,im bored i guess
* T*I*F*E* says:
n he keeps calling,he even wrote me a poem!
* T*I*F*E* says:
i kno he's a nice guy,but there's just sumthin dat isnt doing it for me
* T*I*F*E* says:
he's to mushy i guess
* T*I*F*E* says:
no it isnt him being mushy,its just....
*friend*... says:
hes too attentive
*friend*... says:
u dont want him to be an ass
*friend*... says:
but u want him to be a little unavailable
*friend*... says:
hes giving u too much too soon
*friend*... says:
almost like it's too easy
* T*I*F*E* says:
EXACTELY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
* T*I*F*E* says:
yea it's too easy,nothing is dis easy
* T*I*F*E* says:
i mean i met him wen?thursday?
*friend*... says:
lol yea
*friend*... says:
i know guys like that
*friend*... says:
irritates the hell out of me
*friend*... says:
thats how one idiot called me 23 times and sent me 11 text msgs in 15mins
*friend*... says:
becuase he thought i was angry with him
*friend*... says:
we werent dating o!
*friend*... says:
after that i told him
*friend*... says:
i would never like him
*friend*... says:
we just dont click and to stop wasting his time
* T*I*F*E* says:
we r soo much alike mehn
* T*I*F*E* says:
like seriously,HE WROTE ME POEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*friend*... says:
esp since i love to write and read
*friend*... says:
but uhm
*friend*... says:
u just met me
*friend*... says:
i could be psycho
*friend*... says:
i could have herpes,i could be a demon
*friend*... says:
how do u know?
* T*I*F*E* says:
i kno ryte
* T*I*F*E* says:
as in really,it wasnt really a lovey poem,but still
* T*I*F*E* says:
EEEWWW,i mean is dat how u go about tripping for gals?
* T*I*F*E* says:
n ryte now im at a point in my life dat i have WAY more fun hanginf out wit my friends
* T*I*F*E* says:
dat wit some guy,feels like we r dating
* T*I*F*E* says:
especially a guy dats not my friend 1st
* T*I*F*E* says:
so neway,d guy is gonna be on pause ryte now
* T*I*F*E* says:
imagine oh
* T*I*F*E* says:
he was going thru d pics on my fone n he's like he wanted to send one n im like NO!
* T*I*F*E* says:
dude i dont kno u like dat,wat do wanna do go n start jerking off to my pic?
* T*I*F*E* says:
i showed him d pic of dis brownie n icecream
* T*I*F*E* says:
den he calls n asks me to send him d pic,im like y after a while he eventually tells me
* T*I*F*E* says:
cuz i said dats part of my fav things n he wanted to get it for me
* T*I*F*E* says:
As in really kilode?? i kno its d lil things dat makes me melt,but if i liked him now it would be a different case
*friend*... says:
LMAOOO
*friend*... says:
but its like
*friend*... says:
hes not giving u a chance to like him
*friend*... says:
its going too much into overload
* T*I*F*E* says:
as in i liked him d 1st day but now??he's goin a lil too strong

Okay so wat do u guys think?? no ohhh i dont hav herpes ohh,lol. but seriously do i hav issues or r dey normal issues?? Cuz ryte now im putting d guy on stand still jare,abeg i no get dat kain time abeg, shuuu!