Na wa ohh,see me see sumthin for this lagos ohhh. As i was jejely sleeping my sunday afternoon sleep (yea i no go church) my sis (from another mother) was teling me abt her ex calling her at 6am to ask her to come n cook for him. I mean really sho yo ni?(was he drunk?),which devil will possess u to call ur ex who u havnt spoken too in ages,who has expressly told u to stop calling her n tell her to come n cook for u,dt ur girlfriend isnt around.O ma ba idi eh ohh(thundar knack ur yansh) i mean seriously these male specie r sumthin else *smh*.
Sha ohh as i still dey lament abt my sis's own ohh,na so my own too come (no not my ex).His friend or is it ex-friend sha sha im still cool wit d friend,neway he's like "hey sista wassup?avnt heard from u in a while",im like ahh i've just been there oh bla blah bla. He's like "ehen i saw our mutual friend a week ago,he came to meet me at an event (Note dt dis monkey hasnt called dis guy since he got married n came bck from his honeymoon)... n he was talkin abt how u (me) n I (friend) hav been going up n down 2geda in lagos n how ive(friend) been sending u love msgs dat u (me) forwarded to...(ur lets call her kim)... kim n kim inturn showed it to (lets call him peter)... peter who den told him.
Egbami!! See d long line of ppl wey d jist don touch,im sorry ohh mr.ex its not ur bizness who im painting d town red wit,whether its ur friend or not,d same friend u ex-ed outta ur life.I dont think u should be bothered abt any other woman other than ur new bride!
[jist continued] that so he(friend) had my number all this while n didnt give him wen he asked for it.Meanwhile friend even deleted my number wen dey were still chummy cuz he accused me of getting wit him(friend) to get back at him.[/jist ended]
I'm sorry ohh but how is wat i do n wat i dont do dis guys bizness?See as he wan take spoil my market! shebi u no wan do,allow make another person do naaa.This is d same bomboclat(sp) dat has been sending me forwarded emails dis week,come dis nigga no make i send shopona to u ohhh.I dont bother abt u n i suggest u do d same abi kini gan? sho fe je igbe mi ni?(u wanna eat my shit?)
Sha i'll be back to update
Title Translates "Help me,they wanna eat my shit"
5 comments:
LOL U DIS GURL.. haha o ni pa me
mister ex need to ge a grip, face his wife n mind his damn bizness... eeeediot oshi!
Eshe ohhh,pls help me tell him ohhh
Lol.... Classic write up. Real nice. Na wa 4 d bobo sha o, e no wan let go after im don marry sef, Him wahala plenti well well o.
well well.. the only reason he's asking for food now is because she probably was cooking before.
My vote is , no cooking, that way you are not some dignified cook in his eyes.
The guts ... we guys sha have wahala.
and yeah , if he didnt call back dont be surprised if another ex was up for the task...
omo calabar,lol abi naa,it has to be my shit cuz iono watelse,hehehe!
@ebony, LOL good riddance jooo.So we shld stop cooking now abi???#i no kuku dey cook sef *shrugs* except dis one time...
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