hey yo hey yo!
Oh shit i forgot wat i was gonna blog abt so im just gonna freestyle!
Okay so today i signed on my msn jejely as i do every morning,to see dat mr.ex has asked for add request,pls ohhh y dis man dey find me?wetin happen na? it's been almost a yr witout any contact so y is he findin me?Please my blogville fellows help me ask ohh. Foolishness!
Continuing on foolishness,das how today ohh as i dey nurse my swollen eyes,stuffy nose n pounding head (d cause?well dts a story for anoda day).sha i was chatting wit my friends ohh,ppl lifting my spirits dis morning,dats how my fone rings *Olorunmaje ohhh* who is it? mr.movie aka poet! "Ya hello?" "hi sista,so im calling to see if u can help me abt d thing i told u abt last week". Egbami ohh i resemble bank?? I told u wasnt feeling too good,u didnt ask me wat was wrong nothing,i told u i had bills to pay,i was making a trip so i was spending money madly,but noooooo he didnt address those.It's only his own money issue dat he cared abt *mmchhewww*.Even if i had d money to spend i wouldnt give him,for exhibiting such foolishness!! mmchheww naija men!
Meanwhile,i have beautiful friends thank Jesus for these friends,thank u for bringing dem to me n me to them.
After talking abt foolishness of men,recently i met this guy...actually i cant even say i met him sef. I was out wit my usual group of friends at our fav bar,chilling,jisting,doing wat friends do on a saturday evening...sha there was dis guy on our table,he's not a friend of mine,but a friend of friends.I noticed dis guy was looking at me from time to time,im like shuoo do i hav sumthin on my nose?lol. When d table clears out abit he moves closer to me and says "You have so much love in your heart"(no it wasnt a pick up line)im like say wat? He repeats himself,im like well dats interesting that a complete stranger can see it just by observing me around my friends for a few mins.He then says "I hope d disappointment hasnt been much","dont worry the right guy,who'll appreciate dat love will come". I giggle "i hope so!".
That struck sumthin in me,im i dat transparent now,or dis guy just has good eyes? No he wasnt tryna chat me up,dats all he said to me and we didnt even introduce ourselves until we were saying goodnight! I havnt seen him since then,i'l still see him around cuz we hav common friends,but he touched me that night n i appreciate it.
Yes i hav BIG LOVE,i have sooooo much love to go round,even after d pain i still love,i hav so much love i feel ur pain with u! I dont love often but wen i do...it's hard n deep!
Monday, August 25, 2008
Sunday, August 24, 2008
Egbami oh,won fe je igbe mi ohh
Na wa ohh,see me see sumthin for this lagos ohhh. As i was jejely sleeping my sunday afternoon sleep (yea i no go church) my sis (from another mother) was teling me abt her ex calling her at 6am to ask her to come n cook for him. I mean really sho yo ni?(was he drunk?),which devil will possess u to call ur ex who u havnt spoken too in ages,who has expressly told u to stop calling her n tell her to come n cook for u,dt ur girlfriend isnt around.O ma ba idi eh ohh(thundar knack ur yansh) i mean seriously these male specie r sumthin else *smh*.
Sha ohh as i still dey lament abt my sis's own ohh,na so my own too come (no not my ex).His friend or is it ex-friend sha sha im still cool wit d friend,neway he's like "hey sista wassup?avnt heard from u in a while",im like ahh i've just been there oh bla blah bla. He's like "ehen i saw our mutual friend a week ago,he came to meet me at an event (Note dt dis monkey hasnt called dis guy since he got married n came bck from his honeymoon)... n he was talkin abt how u (me) n I (friend) hav been going up n down 2geda in lagos n how ive(friend) been sending u love msgs dat u (me) forwarded to...(ur lets call her kim)... kim n kim inturn showed it to (lets call him peter)... peter who den told him.
Egbami!! See d long line of ppl wey d jist don touch,im sorry ohh mr.ex its not ur bizness who im painting d town red wit,whether its ur friend or not,d same friend u ex-ed outta ur life.I dont think u should be bothered abt any other woman other than ur new bride!
[jist continued] that so he(friend) had my number all this while n didnt give him wen he asked for it.Meanwhile friend even deleted my number wen dey were still chummy cuz he accused me of getting wit him(friend) to get back at him.[/jist ended]
I'm sorry ohh but how is wat i do n wat i dont do dis guys bizness?See as he wan take spoil my market! shebi u no wan do,allow make another person do naaa.This is d same bomboclat(sp) dat has been sending me forwarded emails dis week,come dis nigga no make i send shopona to u ohhh.I dont bother abt u n i suggest u do d same abi kini gan? sho fe je igbe mi ni?(u wanna eat my shit?)
Sha i'll be back to update
Title Translates "Help me,they wanna eat my shit"
Sha ohh as i still dey lament abt my sis's own ohh,na so my own too come (no not my ex).His friend or is it ex-friend sha sha im still cool wit d friend,neway he's like "hey sista wassup?avnt heard from u in a while",im like ahh i've just been there oh bla blah bla. He's like "ehen i saw our mutual friend a week ago,he came to meet me at an event (Note dt dis monkey hasnt called dis guy since he got married n came bck from his honeymoon)... n he was talkin abt how u (me) n I (friend) hav been going up n down 2geda in lagos n how ive(friend) been sending u love msgs dat u (me) forwarded to...(ur lets call her kim)... kim n kim inturn showed it to (lets call him peter)... peter who den told him.
Egbami!! See d long line of ppl wey d jist don touch,im sorry ohh mr.ex its not ur bizness who im painting d town red wit,whether its ur friend or not,d same friend u ex-ed outta ur life.I dont think u should be bothered abt any other woman other than ur new bride!
[jist continued] that so he(friend) had my number all this while n didnt give him wen he asked for it.Meanwhile friend even deleted my number wen dey were still chummy cuz he accused me of getting wit him(friend) to get back at him.[/jist ended]
I'm sorry ohh but how is wat i do n wat i dont do dis guys bizness?See as he wan take spoil my market! shebi u no wan do,allow make another person do naaa.This is d same bomboclat(sp) dat has been sending me forwarded emails dis week,come dis nigga no make i send shopona to u ohhh.I dont bother abt u n i suggest u do d same abi kini gan? sho fe je igbe mi ni?(u wanna eat my shit?)
Sha i'll be back to update
Title Translates "Help me,they wanna eat my shit"
Saturday, August 23, 2008
PEACE BE STILL!!!
Wassup my people!!!
I'm sure u're wondering wetin dey do me abi? dont mind me ohhh i missed confession dis week,i kno i kno,well i have nothing to confess,ive totally sinless,hheheheh (yea right!)
So wat ive i been up tooo? I dont kno ohhh,ive been home all week;ok yea i went out on tuesday,i no try? Lemme give u a run down
So on saturday last week,as usual i didnt sleep thruout d night,for some odd reason i was up mega early so decided to do well with my time; i cleaned up my junk room a lil,took a shower n decided to go to church for d 1st service! Never happened before in my whole entire life! My mum was shocked!!! she's like "ehn sista where r u going?" lol(father even gave me money,cuz i was out b4 he even woke up sef). I sure say pastor sef shock! Sha the sermon was uplifting,it was about peace and how God was gonna calm d storm in ur life,Amen sumborri?! I came home trully at peace,i was at peace wit every situation in my life,i was starting d week on a positive note.
Monday was...i dont even remember much abt monday until i got the dreaded call "My brother just died" ehn? say wat? ogini? "yea he was in an accident". Oh lord!My head was spinning,i couldnt say anything.Why lord?but things were goiong fine! U just ordered "Peace be still" in my life! Why Lord! I didnt cry,i couldnt cry,i needed to talk but i just cldnt blog. I felt his pain! I didnt even know dis brother,but i was sad! I felt his pain!.
Tuesday rolled along,i barely slept,my heart was with him. I got up went around n busied myself,trying not to think about it.It was useless,my mind kept going back to him,until i was invited to a birthday dinner (Happy belated birthday MIMI) n finally i could relax. I had fun,good company,good people (I love u guys hard). I felt guilty that i was having fun n he was in pain...
Wednesday,thursday n friday i nursed a swollen gum followed by a sore throat n now u can add a cold to it!So effing uncomfortable!Some ppl say there's always sumthin wrong wit me,lol,eff u jooo :rolleyes:
So i declare PEACE BE STILL in your lives today! Amen!
Till next time,take care of urselves n eachother.Life's too short. PEACE,LOVE,HARMONY and RESPECT to u n ur's
P.S thanks to those who commented on my previous post,hehehe!
Also im i d only one dat equates d sensation u feel from cleaning ur ears to dat u feel wen u're "cuming". Im not wierd jooo :o
Oh ya UP NAIJA!! una no win,but una try,d brazillians for help us break messi's leg last week!
pic from Sha money
I'm sure u're wondering wetin dey do me abi? dont mind me ohhh i missed confession dis week,i kno i kno,well i have nothing to confess,ive totally sinless,hheheheh (yea right!)
So wat ive i been up tooo? I dont kno ohhh,ive been home all week;ok yea i went out on tuesday,i no try? Lemme give u a run down
So on saturday last week,as usual i didnt sleep thruout d night,for some odd reason i was up mega early so decided to do well with my time; i cleaned up my junk room a lil,took a shower n decided to go to church for d 1st service! Never happened before in my whole entire life! My mum was shocked!!! she's like "ehn sista where r u going?" lol(father even gave me money,cuz i was out b4 he even woke up sef). I sure say pastor sef shock! Sha the sermon was uplifting,it was about peace and how God was gonna calm d storm in ur life,Amen sumborri?! I came home trully at peace,i was at peace wit every situation in my life,i was starting d week on a positive note.
Monday was...i dont even remember much abt monday until i got the dreaded call "My brother just died" ehn? say wat? ogini? "yea he was in an accident". Oh lord!My head was spinning,i couldnt say anything.Why lord?but things were goiong fine! U just ordered "Peace be still" in my life! Why Lord! I didnt cry,i couldnt cry,i needed to talk but i just cldnt blog. I felt his pain! I didnt even know dis brother,but i was sad! I felt his pain!.
Tuesday rolled along,i barely slept,my heart was with him. I got up went around n busied myself,trying not to think about it.It was useless,my mind kept going back to him,until i was invited to a birthday dinner (Happy belated birthday MIMI) n finally i could relax. I had fun,good company,good people (I love u guys hard). I felt guilty that i was having fun n he was in pain...
Wednesday,thursday n friday i nursed a swollen gum followed by a sore throat n now u can add a cold to it!So effing uncomfortable!Some ppl say there's always sumthin wrong wit me,lol,eff u jooo :rolleyes:
So i declare PEACE BE STILL in your lives today! Amen!
Till next time,take care of urselves n eachother.Life's too short. PEACE,LOVE,HARMONY and RESPECT to u n ur's
P.S thanks to those who commented on my previous post,hehehe!
Also im i d only one dat equates d sensation u feel from cleaning ur ears to dat u feel wen u're "cuming". Im not wierd jooo :o
Oh ya UP NAIJA!! una no win,but una try,d brazillians for help us break messi's leg last week!
pic from Sha money
Thursday, August 14, 2008
It's time and i know i'm ready
So the people that know me personally or that have been reading my blog know that sometime last yr God helped me get rid of my "goodfornothing ex". I say god bcos He does answer prayers oh,i prayed about dis fellow n God revealed himself to me. Anyway im lying in my bed scooping ice cream(dt tastes more like ass-cream,eewww) and im reading various relationship stuffs n doing amebo wit my girls n it dawned on me dat i'm ready,it's time. I'm in the right place to love again,im ready to commit to another man,im ready to share my most intimate parts with a special someone,im ready to be loved and cared for like i know i deserve.
After d breakup,i went thru all d phases dat come widdit; Hurt,Anger,not sending,then back to being hurt,then being hurt for a while (esp wen he had moved on). I was hurt that it was sooo easy for him to move on quickly to the next phase of his relationship wit his nu chick wen i was still hurting. Wanna know wat i did d weekend we broke up?? i partied!!! My girls n i hit d town n we partied i called it my Liberation weekend,it was fun trust me,a good way to hide d hurting but still not enough to take d pain away.
I was living my life 1 day at a time,trying not to think abt it,trying not to think abt how my life woulda been if we were still together,trying not to think abt him wen i saw a flipping laptop power pack! then i realized its not possible to actually forget abt him,but it was possible to get over the hurt n move on from it n allow myself feel again.
I met random guys during my healing phase,but there was always an issue,but it wasnt entirely me cuz there will always be issues btw d male n female genders. So i decided to focus on other things,thats wen PR came along,it allowed me to focus on other things.
I still think abt him occassionaly,maybe refer to him from time to time but he doesnt rule my mind nemore,doesnt rule my thoughts or even my choice of men.
I am free!!! Yes thats right this naija sista is free from hurt n pain n is soooo ready to move on,so oya begin to submit ur brothers,cuzins,bestfriends etc resumes for screening. It's gonna be on a first come,first serve basis ohhh,hhehehehehehehe!
Ok someone said i type too long,i'll stop now.
Till d next time Peace,Love,Harmony n Respect to u n urs
After d breakup,i went thru all d phases dat come widdit; Hurt,Anger,not sending,then back to being hurt,then being hurt for a while (esp wen he had moved on). I was hurt that it was sooo easy for him to move on quickly to the next phase of his relationship wit his nu chick wen i was still hurting. Wanna know wat i did d weekend we broke up?? i partied!!! My girls n i hit d town n we partied i called it my Liberation weekend,it was fun trust me,a good way to hide d hurting but still not enough to take d pain away.
I was living my life 1 day at a time,trying not to think abt it,trying not to think abt how my life woulda been if we were still together,trying not to think abt him wen i saw a flipping laptop power pack! then i realized its not possible to actually forget abt him,but it was possible to get over the hurt n move on from it n allow myself feel again.
I met random guys during my healing phase,but there was always an issue,but it wasnt entirely me cuz there will always be issues btw d male n female genders. So i decided to focus on other things,thats wen PR came along,it allowed me to focus on other things.
I still think abt him occassionaly,maybe refer to him from time to time but he doesnt rule my mind nemore,doesnt rule my thoughts or even my choice of men.
I am free!!! Yes thats right this naija sista is free from hurt n pain n is soooo ready to move on,so oya begin to submit ur brothers,cuzins,bestfriends etc resumes for screening. It's gonna be on a first come,first serve basis ohhh,hhehehehehehehe!
Ok someone said i type too long,i'll stop now.
Till d next time Peace,Love,Harmony n Respect to u n urs
It's Confession time again!!!
Hey people!!! Yea it's confession time again,so lets go there!!!
I confess its starting all over again
I confess i need to keep my feelings in check
I confess it's hard too
I confess i've been up to nothing at all
I confess im becoming useless to myself
I confess i have a good heart
I confess i love to party sha,but i dont.
I confess im tooo focused on u right now
I confess i wanro party joooo
I confess i need to make money jare
I confess i want a tattoo,Seriously!
I confess i want another piercing,my earlobe maybe
I confess im actually considering perming abit of my hair for a weave
I confess d thought is freaking me d fuck out!
I confess one foolish mosquito dey chop my leg as i dey type sha
I confess i wish i was in his arms sha
I confess d next person that calls me outta d blue to ask me for money is gonna get it,ahn ahn i resemble bank??
Okay im done,or maybe not sha,but i think its safer to stop now
I confess its starting all over again
I confess i need to keep my feelings in check
I confess it's hard too
I confess i've been up to nothing at all
I confess im becoming useless to myself
I confess i have a good heart
I confess i love to party sha,but i dont.
I confess im tooo focused on u right now
I confess i wanro party joooo
I confess i need to make money jare
I confess i want a tattoo,Seriously!
I confess i want another piercing,my earlobe maybe
I confess im actually considering perming abit of my hair for a weave
I confess d thought is freaking me d fuck out!
I confess one foolish mosquito dey chop my leg as i dey type sha
I confess i wish i was in his arms sha
I confess d next person that calls me outta d blue to ask me for money is gonna get it,ahn ahn i resemble bank??
Okay im done,or maybe not sha,but i think its safer to stop now
Thursday, August 7, 2008
Confession Time!!!!!!!!!!
Wassup wassup blogville!!! Yea d last time i posted was on confession thursday a rather uninteresting confession if u ask me,but lets see wat we can come up with today!
I Confess that im a nice person,i swear i am
I confess dat a certain has broken up wit their own certain sum1 n wen i read it i cracked d fuck up!hehehehe!
I confess that i've been up to no-good lately
I confess i like bad boys e.g...? mindyabizness
I confess i miss my old friends sha
I confess im so busy with work n chasing money im forgetting my old friends
I confess i dooooo like my new friends very much n 1day dey too shall become old,but still friends
I confess i wonder wen i'll find a man,wen i'd rather hang out wit my friends than go on a date!
I confess good ppl bring out d best in me
I confess im about to make plenty money ohhh
I confess the lord is good n He is doing great things
I confess i love him unconditionally (dont ask me who)
I confess that im broke ohh
I confess im more than broke,infact im broken!
I confess im gonna party tonight mehn!!! Fork brokeness jooo,dem no kno me??
I confess im gonna miss him wen he goes ohhh
I confess,i confess no more for dis week.
Toodles my ppl of blogville!!!
I Confess that im a nice person,i swear i am
I confess dat a certain has broken up wit their own certain sum1 n wen i read it i cracked d fuck up!hehehehe!
I confess that i've been up to no-good lately
I confess i like bad boys e.g...? mindyabizness
I confess i miss my old friends sha
I confess im so busy with work n chasing money im forgetting my old friends
I confess i dooooo like my new friends very much n 1day dey too shall become old,but still friends
I confess i wonder wen i'll find a man,wen i'd rather hang out wit my friends than go on a date!
I confess good ppl bring out d best in me
I confess im about to make plenty money ohhh
I confess the lord is good n He is doing great things
I confess i love him unconditionally (dont ask me who)
I confess that im broke ohh
I confess im more than broke,infact im broken!
I confess im gonna party tonight mehn!!! Fork brokeness jooo,dem no kno me??
I confess im gonna miss him wen he goes ohhh
I confess,i confess no more for dis week.
Toodles my ppl of blogville!!!
Omo u don make me fall inlove ohhhhhh
Hey people yes i've been MIA n life has been pretty interesting sha ohh asides this flu ive been having for ova a week now,life's pretty darn good!!!
So tuesday was Mr.poems birthday(Happy birthday Mr. poem,lol) well i know u're wndering how i kno,uhh No i didnt remember d date from centuries ago,thankuverymuch! He called me out of d blue(NO im not complaining dt he hasnt called) on monday evening to invite me to his birthday party on tuesday night,its a working night so ppl are gonna sleep ova mn dat he knows i think he lives at d end of d earth(which he does by d way) i should pls try n come. LOLOL people are funny sha,i mean yea im honoured u thot to invite me for ur party even wen u've not called me(im not complaining) in iono how long.but like seriously did u think i was gonna come??
Moving on sharply Boss lady was around!!!Yea she was in lagos for 2wks worked her butt off went back n landed in d hospital while i stayed back n fell ill for abt a week!!!! I mizz bobby!!! Come back joo but im sure ur family missed u more
aint she puurty here?
So have u gotten urself "THE ENTERTAINER" album?? wat r u waiting for?? go n gerrit joo,if u cant send me a message i'll get u one. So neway im feeling some particular tracks n dat album is abt to go into over drive mehn.Like "Fall inlove" yes ohh d Kokomaster don fall inlove,lmao! (Hence my title ppl). So yes tife don fall inlove,u kno say wen Tife fall inlove water don pass im garri!
So my baiday is coming next month n i already have a wishlist ohh(babe i kno u dont read dis but jst incase u run outta ideas on wat to get,my list is a great place to start *wink*)
Uhhh watelse sef? Oh yea i hav an increased number of readers ohhh,dey read but dont comment it's all good jare i write bcos of u! *THINKING* but i had quite a number of things to blog abt naa,mo ti gba gbe ohh.
I love u all,i love my friends.
So till next time,take care of urselves and eachother
P.s Next is confessions!!!
So tuesday was Mr.poems birthday(Happy birthday Mr. poem,lol) well i know u're wndering how i kno,uhh No i didnt remember d date from centuries ago,thankuverymuch! He called me out of d blue(NO im not complaining dt he hasnt called) on monday evening to invite me to his birthday party on tuesday night,its a working night so ppl are gonna sleep ova mn dat he knows i think he lives at d end of d earth(which he does by d way) i should pls try n come. LOLOL people are funny sha,i mean yea im honoured u thot to invite me for ur party even wen u've not called me(im not complaining) in iono how long.but like seriously did u think i was gonna come??
Moving on sharply Boss lady was around!!!Yea she was in lagos for 2wks worked her butt off went back n landed in d hospital while i stayed back n fell ill for abt a week!!!! I mizz bobby!!! Come back joo but im sure ur family missed u more
aint she puurty here?
So have u gotten urself "THE ENTERTAINER" album?? wat r u waiting for?? go n gerrit joo,if u cant send me a message i'll get u one. So neway im feeling some particular tracks n dat album is abt to go into over drive mehn.Like "Fall inlove" yes ohh d Kokomaster don fall inlove,lmao! (Hence my title ppl). So yes tife don fall inlove,u kno say wen Tife fall inlove water don pass im garri!
So my baiday is coming next month n i already have a wishlist ohh(babe i kno u dont read dis but jst incase u run outta ideas on wat to get,my list is a great place to start *wink*)
Uhhh watelse sef? Oh yea i hav an increased number of readers ohhh,dey read but dont comment it's all good jare i write bcos of u! *THINKING* but i had quite a number of things to blog abt naa,mo ti gba gbe ohh.
I love u all,i love my friends.
So till next time,take care of urselves and eachother
P.s Next is confessions!!!
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